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Thursday 26th June 2003 - 1:12pm

Remember Me?

Okay, so it has been a disgustingly, sickeningly, mindbogglingly long time since I last updated. I apologise.

See, back in April my little brother moved a BIG way up north to live with his father (erk), my younger sister moved only a little way up north to her grandparents so she could go to a nicer high school, and this left Mum, Mark and I rattling around in a great big house that we didn't need.

So, I decide to move out as well so that Mum and Mark can get a smaller townhouse somewhere closer to where they both work. This plan was somewhat hindered by the fact that I'd just quit my full-time job; and while I was thoroughly enjoying having time to myself again (it had been so long I had to get my TV manual out just to figure out how to turn it on), I wasn't exactly swimming in money. Not even paddling in money. It couldn't even be said that I dipped my toe in money, found it too cold and decided just to sunbake beside the money instead.

Anyway, I ended up housesitting for a friend of mine while they went overseas for a month. It has been tremendous. This house is enormous - seriously. I actually moved bedrooms halfway through my stay here because the bed in my other room was too uncomfortable. The house has intercoms in every room. I had to put up a table in the middle of the house and set it with little plastic cups of Gatorade, so if the phone rang and I had to run to it from the other side of the house, I wouldn't pass out once I got there.

The down side is the computer here isn't of the best quality. I mean, it is close to brand spanking new, but for some reason the internet connection was very slow, and it only gave me fourteen minutes of decent online time (and anyone who knows how anally retentive I can be when I'm writing knows that fourteen minutes is barely enough for me to fill out the date and time - I'm writing without editing right now and it's nearly killing me!).

So there you have it. I hope you all didn't miss me too much- wait, scrap that - I hope you all missed me HEAPS. Yeah. Because I'm needy.

And here's a quick update:

- I am working part time at Kernels, which is stupendous. We have, like, TWENTY-TWO different flavours of popcorn - all delicious! (except Roast Chicken). All this time I thought there were only three flavours - Butter, Stuck-in-Teeth and Yuck. I am a total popcorn convert.

- I am in a play! Big Hair in America at the Nash Theatre. It's great. I play both a cheerleader and a footballer. Versatility plus!

- My radio show has moved timeslots! Now we're on from 10pm-12am on Wednesday night, which is a HUGE improvement on 1am-3am on Saturday. Now our audience consists of the unemployed, bludging students and drug addicts BEFORE they get wasted.

And that's the end. I've finally updated.

WITHOUT EDITING! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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